Apparently there are some workplace scenes that, while normal here in a television newsroom, aren't so commonplace in the rest of the world.
Last night I was reading the details of Anna Nicole's autopsy out loud.
It included lines like: "The anus is unremarkable," "the vagina is normally wrinkled and contains no foreign matter," and "there is a deep seated abscess on the left buttock with a creamy, yellow-green pus."
This was our dinner break entertainment. I was eating a sandwich, one coworker, P, was standing behind me slurping down a bowl of salty miso soup, and another, W, was chomping on sushi.
"The implants were surrounded by a thick connective tissue with a clear thick yellow fluid."
Slurp.
"The abdominal cavity is lined with glistening serosa."
Chomp.
There was a visitor who watched us from across the room with a look of true disgust on her face.
What do the rest of you talk about when you eat?
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